Someday, when I get my writing mojo back, I'm going to have Rodney realize he's in love with John and then become an UTTER MESS around him. Because if I have to look at this picture and my brain goes offline until I can only make nonsense sounds, then Rodney should too. Except it's worse for him, because he's confronted with John Sheppard, in the flesh, ALL THE TIME.

John: I think Rodney's having mini-strokes.
Rodney: Nnngah...mmf...mouth...